What is B & W and Red all over?

Penguins and carpets.













While I was at the Vanity Fair Oscar party I overheard a well-known, former sexiest man alive, mention something about penguins, cufflinks and Mr. Altman. No that isn't a sunburn, it is a penguin burn. I was nearby at the time this shot was taken, but too far away to be a witness. If you look closely, you'll see me just over his right shoulder.